Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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