so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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