Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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