she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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