Fuck appropriateness.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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