Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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