Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
