i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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