Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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