it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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