the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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