i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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