chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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