rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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