And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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