If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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