there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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