I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
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I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
When are your genitals available?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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