Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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