let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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