U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
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and next time when you feel me up, do it right
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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