I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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