ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
not ubering you a puppy
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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