How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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