The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
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Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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