Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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