Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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