Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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