ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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