Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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