So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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