it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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