Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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