No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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