Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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