I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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