Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.