Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis