office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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