Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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