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  (858): View more from California

  Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'

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  (858): Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing' http://tfl.nu/qgwx
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  (323): View more from California

  literally had 100 drinks last night.

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  (323): literally had 100 drinks last night. http://tfl.nu/jkb6
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  (913): View more from Kansas

  Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.

  (1-913): View more from Kansas

  You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.

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  (913): Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy. (1-913): You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you. http://tfl.nu/j71x
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  (559): View more from California

  Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE

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  (559): Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE http://tfl.nu/d6tf
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  (479): View more from Arkansas

  just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.

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  (479): just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation. http://tfl.nu/5hwm
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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.

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  (412): Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today. http://tfl.nu/4lg3
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  (904): View more from Florida

  He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.

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  (904): He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him. http://tfl.nu/bmxc
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  (416): View more from Toronto

  ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor

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  (416): ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor http://tfl.nu/rb71
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  (+61): View more from Australia

  i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?

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  (+61): i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that? http://tfl.nu/m9eq
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  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.

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  (978): Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child. http://tfl.nu/fq2v
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  (910): View more from North Carolina

  I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend

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  (910): I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend http://tfl.nu/p2pa
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  (703): View more from Virginia

  And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?

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  (703): And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother? http://tfl.nu/q108
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  (425): View more from Washington

  You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.

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  (425): You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows. http://tfl.nu/kzgw
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  (423): View more from Tennessee

  We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.

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  (423): We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers. http://tfl.nu/yz9j
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  (713): View more from Texas

  I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY

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  (713): I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY http://tfl.nu/5ce4
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