are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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