We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room