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(434): View more from Virginia

did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?

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(434): did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace? http://tfl.nu/alh3

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dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay

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(202): dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay http://tfl.nu/5gp7

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.

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(901): I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus. http://tfl.nu/pp37

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I intend to get homeless drunk

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(403): I intend to get homeless drunk http://tfl.nu/9yk9

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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom

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(734): Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom http://tfl.nu/itfy

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.

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(920): Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with. http://tfl.nu/j9qw

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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.

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(925): I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3. http://tfl.nu/j6bz

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(573): View more from Missouri

you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.

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(573): you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment. http://tfl.nu/2sfo

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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.

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(864): Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded. http://tfl.nu/5fxu

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(407): View more from Florida

Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...

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(407): Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background... http://tfl.nu/gjfo

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I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.

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(412): I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing. http://tfl.nu/guzu

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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?

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(813): People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits? http://tfl.nu/du6g

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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY

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(314): So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY http://tfl.nu/g1zc

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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life

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(618): She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life http://tfl.nu/m1em

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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.

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(865): This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned. http://tfl.nu/k9mr

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