guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed