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(912): View more from Georgia

i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar

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(517): View more from Michigan

new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.

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(905): View more from Ontario

i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself

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(203): View more from Connecticut

she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years

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(210): View more from Texas

remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues

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(708): View more from Illinois

as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS

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