Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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