The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
