Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
There's even glitter on my cock...
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