If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .