Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!