I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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