i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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