Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
the condom got lost in my hair
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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