so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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