just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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