At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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