You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.