38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?