ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.